Lessons Parker Has Taught Me
You can use a guitar as a cheese grater
If food doesn’t taste good, spit it out, right then
If something is funny, it's ok to laugh right then
If it hurts, it's ok to cry right then
A watch can be used as a teething ring
It’s funny to stick Daddy’s watch in his mouth after it’s been used as a teething ring
It’s ok to talk to your food. Apparently food enjoys a good conversation like anyone else
It’s ok to applaud after each bite of vanilla pudding
It's ok to get
excited and to say, "All Right, All Right !!!" when
arriving at home, at Church, at Grandma's or McDonalds